In late August, teams around MLB will wear uniforms with nicknames on the back as the first-ever “Players Weekend.” It’ll be spanning Aug. 25-27, and the jerseys will have unusual designs to inject some more personality in the game.
You can find the full actual list of nicknames the Twins will wear here:
But if we were in charge, what would we put on the jerseys? Here’s our list — and it’s all in good fun:
- Jason Castro – Michaels
- Chris Gimenez – The Janitor
- Joe Mauer – Joseph Patrick Mauer I
- Brian Dozier – Lo Conner
- Jorge Polanco – Hip Hip
- Miguel Sano – Power Banana
- Eduardo Escobar – Caballo
- Ehire Adrianza – Sedoso
- Eddie Rosario – El Asesino
- Byron Buxton – Beep Beep
- Max Kepler – Mr. Germany Keplert (obviously)
- Robbie Grossman – ROBBIE
- Kennys Vargas – KEN
- Ervin Santana – El Maestro
- Jose Berrios – La Makina
- Bartolo Colon – Big Bart
- Adalberto Mejia – Big Bert
- Kyle Gibson – Big Bird
- Dillon Gee – Beardy
- Trevor Hildenberger – Hildy
- Taylor Rogers – Tyler
- Ryan Pressly – Texas
- Tyler Duffey – DUFFMAN OH YEAH!
- Alan Busenitz – Booze
- Buddy Boshers – Bully Bouch
- Matt Belisle – Dad
What would your list look like?