7 Beefs With the Coaching Against Orlando
By Dylan Carlson - Jan 21, 2021
After Cole Anthony ripped out our hearts in the most predictable way, the loss last night versus the Orlando Magic became the biggest standout since the gut-wrencher […]
Let’s Play the Blame Game
By Dylan Carlson - Jan 14, 2021
The Minnesota Timberwolves looked the best they’ve looked in two years for three quarters last night against The Memphis Grizzlies! Then the fourth quarter happened. The Wolves […]
Okay, Now It’s Time to Panic
By Dylan Carlson - Jan 8, 2021
Nothing replaces Karl-Anthony Towns. The Minnesota Timberwolves have been competitive for a combined nine quarters during this six-game losing streak. Without Karl, this is possibly not even […]
Don’t Panic About the Wolves Getting Swept in L.A.
By Dylan Carlson - Dec 30, 2020
When I make my girlfriend mad or sad, she makes me say three nice things to her. Since these Minnesota Timberwolves have made us all so mad […]
3 Truths and a Lie From the Wolves 111-101 Win Over Detroit
By Dylan Carlson - Dec 24, 2020
Today I’ve been given the task of Thursday morning quarterbacking the home opener. As Vegas expected (our Kyle Ratke had Wolves -5.5 last night) and as Chelanga […]
Waiving Hollis-Jefferson Shows the Wolves Aren’t Ready For Positionless Basketball
By Dylan Carlson - Dec 22, 2020
So they did the most predictable thing. Once again, the Minnesota Timberwolves broke my heart. They cut the king for which I chose to simp on this […]
Who Gets the Minutes? Projecting the Timberwolves’ 2020-21 Rotation
By Dylan Carlson - Dec 17, 2020
After two dismal performances, Minnesota Timberwolves fans have been left in a state of anxiety trying to decide if Jake Layman can be the starting power forward […]
Josh Okogie Should Not Be Playing Power Forward
By Dylan Carlson - Dec 10, 2020
Each year before the season, the media covering the Minnesota Timberwolves pushes something that will never happen. Last year, it was Andrew Wiggins ruining the point — […]
Exactly How Far Will Karl-Anthony Towns Lead a Team?
By Dylan Carlson - Nov 27, 2020
Five years ago on Oct. 25, the Timberwolves lost arguably the most important person in the brief history of their franchise. Twenty years before that, in 1995, […]