Jordan Hawkins needs some on Ball-Juice. Chelanga says he’ll suck Grade-E [REDACTED] just because he needs more shooting. How many times will Chelanga say New Orleans Hornets? How many times will Grady Dick Horn-Its? Or will we see Pel-Lican Dick? And No, Chelanga is wrong about that. Get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd