NBC’s Thanksgiving Tradition Revealed Something About Each Of Minnesota’s Star Players
By Bryan Miller - Nov 25, 2022
The Minnesota Vikings have won again, and afterward they feasted upon the bones of their enemies! Wait, no, sorry, I got a little bit over-excited there. The […]
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Green Bay’s Dumpster Fire Is Unfortunately Warming Up Their Rival
By Bryan Miller - Nov 5, 2022
How did we ever get by before the invention of the term “dumpster fire”? It’s such a perfect metaphor for protracted calamity that all other metaphors bow […]
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Packers Owners Aren’t Scared Of Daniel Snyder
By Bryan Miller - Oct 20, 2022
Washington Commanders owner Daniel Snyder has a face made for white-collar prison. His childish pout, gone jowly with age, would pair best with a bright-orange jumpsuit, number […]
Was Cutting Ihmir Smith-Marsette the Vikings’ Best Offseason Move?
By Bryan Miller - Oct 14, 2022
Addition by subtraction is a real thing. It’s practically the editor’s credo. Any film director can explain what a difference it makes cutting five minutes from a […]
The King of Minnesota
By Bryan Miller - Sep 29, 2022
The Minnesota Vikings’ new head coach, Kevin O’Connell, is off to the land of Monty Python, Margaret Thatcher, and beans for breakfast, where they serve drinks without […]
For Vikings and Packers Fans, There’s A Catch
By Bryan Miller - Sep 20, 2022
Fans of the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers have one thing in common. No, it’s not their cholesterol level, or the number of ice scrapers in […]
What Do You Think Is In Aaron Rodgers’ Contract?
By Bryan Miller - Mar 9, 2022
Aaron Rodgers is back in Green Bay for another Last Dance. And then an encore to the second Last Dance. And then potentially two more Dances after […]
Entitlementown: Packers Fans Still Suspect They Won the Super Bowl
By Bryan Miller - Feb 16, 2022
Fret not, fellow midwesterners, if you feel a little twinge of pain behind your left eye. That itchy migraine sensation isn’t cause for a CT scan. It’s […]
What Jimmy Garoppolo Tells Us About Aaron Rodgers
By Bryan Miller - Jan 26, 2022
This year, Aaron Rodgers made one of the all-time sports-star heel turns. Sure, he’s a bloody glove and a Johnnie Cochran away from the leaderboard, but he’s […]
It Makes Perfect Sense That the Zodiac Killer Was A Vikings Fan
By Bryan Miller - Oct 7, 2021
Armchair detectives and true-crime podcast addicts everywhere know about the Zodiac Killer, the unidentified serial murderer who terrorized San Francisco in the late 1960s with bizarre, puzzle-like […]
The People vs. Kirk Cousins
By Bryan Miller - Oct 1, 2021
People love a reluctant hero. The grizzled loner who rides into town, just minding their own business until some flagrant villainy forces them to use their deadly […]
The Vikings Are About To Find Out Where They Are In the NFL’s Circle of Life
By Bryan Miller - Sep 11, 2021
Simba learned about the circle of life the hard way, and the Minnesota Vikings are about to as well. The little lion prince went on a grand […]