The Green Bay Packers boast one of the richest traditions in sports. They’re not just an institution in the NFL, they’re a pillar upon which our collective […]

Remember those first bizarre days of the COVID-19 lockdown in March 2020? You’d wake up in the morning to the disorienting realization that virtually all businesses were […]

Matt LaFleur rolled off the Sean McVay assembly line chrome-shiny and shock-sprung, a fine piece of two-door football machinery that looked built for bombing down the fast […]

Look, I’m not a great person. I get a kick out of watching marriage-proposal rejection videos on YouTube. I deeply dislike the sound of children singing. A […]

Some British musician once wrote, “The long and winding road/That leads to your door/Will never disappear/I’ve seen that road before/It always leads me here.” Sure, Paul, but […]

The history of bad gift-giving dates back to the very first Christmas when, according to the gospel of the song “The Little Drummer Boy,” someone gave the […]

It would be inaccurate to call the Minnesota Vikings’ unprecedented comeback against the Indianapolis Colts an emotional roller coaster because roller coasters have ups and downs. Maybe […]

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to meet the 2022 Green Bay Packers! That idea may seem like a warm, comforting dream in the cold depths of winter. […]

In an upside-down season, a win can feel like a loss — and not in the way the Minnesota Vikings’ wobbly victory over the New York Jets […]

There are two kinds of sports fanatics. (Only two, no more!) The more cynical, calculating devotee wants their team to win, of course, but they’re always thinking […]

The Minnesota Vikings have won again, and afterward they feasted upon the bones of their enemies! Wait, no, sorry, I got a little bit over-excited there. The […]

How did we ever get by before the invention of the term “dumpster fire”? It’s such a perfect metaphor for protracted calamity that all other metaphors bow […]