It would be inaccurate to call the Minnesota Vikings’ unprecedented comeback against the Indianapolis Colts an emotional roller coaster because roller coasters have ups and downs. Maybe […]

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to meet the 2022 Green Bay Packers! That idea may seem like a warm, comforting dream in the cold depths of winter. […]

In an upside-down season, a win can feel like a loss — and not in the way the Minnesota Vikings’ wobbly victory over the New York Jets […]

There are two kinds of sports fanatics. (Only two, no more!) The more cynical, calculating devotee wants their team to win, of course, but they’re always thinking […]

The Minnesota Vikings have won again, and afterward they feasted upon the bones of their enemies! Wait, no, sorry, I got a little bit over-excited there. The […]

How did we ever get by before the invention of the term “dumpster fire”? It’s such a perfect metaphor for protracted calamity that all other metaphors bow […]

Washington Commanders owner Daniel Snyder has a face made for white-collar prison. His childish pout, gone jowly with age, would pair best with a bright-orange jumpsuit, number […]

Addition by subtraction is a real thing. It’s practically the editor’s credo. Any film director can explain what a difference it makes cutting five minutes from a […]

The Minnesota Vikings’ new head coach, Kevin O’Connell, is off to the land of Monty Python, Margaret Thatcher, and beans for breakfast, where they serve drinks without […]

Fans of the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers have one thing in common. No, it’s not their cholesterol level, or the number of ice scrapers in […]

Aaron Rodgers is back in Green Bay for another Last Dance. And then an encore to the second Last Dance. And then potentially two more Dances after […]

Fret not, fellow midwesterners, if you feel a little twinge of pain behind your left eye. That itchy migraine sensation isn’t cause for a CT scan. It’s […]